t, “I think the arrangement is an excellent one.”
“What arrangement, sir.”
“That Mrs. Smith and yourself should have a few days’ holiday, while Mrs. Smith’s brother takes your place during my forthcoming visit to Lord Northallerton’s–why, man, what is the matter? Is it too hot?”–for the cover Smith had lifted off the bacon and eggs clattered violently on the table.
“‘Ot, sir. ‘Ot isn’t the word. You’re a fair licker, that’s what you are.”
Smith invariably dropped his h’s when he became excited.
“Smith, I insist that you shall not call me names. Pass the paper.”
“But, sir—-”
“Pass the paper. Utter another word and I refuse to accept Mrs. Smith’s brother as your locum tenens.”
Smith was silenced by the last terrible epithet. Yet he was so manifestly nervous that Brett resolved o enlighten him before plunging into the day’s news.
“For the last time, Smith,” he said,drenched as by a cloud-burst, “I will explain to you why it is hopeless for you to think of concealing tradesmen’s commissions from me.”
The shot went home, but the enemy was acquainted with this method of attack, and did not wince.
“You knew that Lord Northallerton had recently invited me to his October pheasant-shooting. During the last few days a youth, who grotesquely reproduces Mrs. Smith’s most prominent features, has mysteriously tenanted the kitchen,a kind of shoes, ill-cleaned my boots, and bungled over the studs in my shirts. This morning a letter came with the crest and the Northallerton postmark. Really,systems of usb key, Smith, considering that you have now breathed the same air as myself for eight long years, I did not expect to be called on for an explanation. Besides,experience in the USB industry, you have destroyed a masterpiece.”
“Sir—-” began Smith.
“Oh, I understand; there is nothing broken but your reputation. Don’t you see that the mere placing of th
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